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For dads who survived bedtime, negotiated with toddlers, and are doing their best anyway.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a US-based operation. Our shirts get printed right here in the States - Florida and Texas, to be exact. (Yes, we know. Both states where you can find dads in cargo shorts year-round. Coincidence? Probably.)

For the international members of the club, we've got printing partners around the globe so your shirt gets to you faster than a toddler can find the one marker without a cap.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely. Dads exist everywhere, and so does the chaos. We ship worldwide so no matter where you're hiding from bedtime negotiations, we can get you the uniform. Shipping rates vary by location - check our shipping policy for the specifics.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

You bet. Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can obsessively refresh it the same way you check the driveway when you're waiting for the pizza to arrive. Follow your package's journey right to your door.

What materials are your products made of?

Soft, high-quality stuff that survives both sticky hugs and the washing machine. Comfortable enough for all-day dad duty, durable enough for whatever gets wiped on you. Exact materials vary by item - check the product page for the fine print. (We know you won't. But it's there.)